Lines I Never Thought I'd Hear (Or Say) In My Lifetime

"We're going to war." How epic, I thought. But if we don't take this stance, I am told, people will jump all over you.

"Your place or mine?". Sounds racy, but it's not.

"This is not a negotiation." Yes, in my line of work, I have heard and uttered these words.

In my flight of fantasy, I've also wondered when this other line will made itself manifest:

"Judge, may I approach the bench?" To which, I think, my friend DEP would again tell me, " Don't ask a question you don't know the answer to!"

I obviously watch too much (English) TV. Ha-ha.