
On the third week of June, our country played host to a workshop here, inviting several colleagues for a 3-day event sponsored by the head office. We were thinking about cultural exposure, perhaps a Carlos Celdran Walk of Intramuros. But we had little time, so in lieu of this, we had store visits in the Malate area, where the real MANILA is, culminated by a dinner at Barbara's, capped by a show featuring our dances- Spanish and barrio folk dances.
Highlights of the workshop were the following:
1. Everyone (all cultures,especially the Northern Americans) loved our hospitality- I keep hearing it over and over again, our warmth, our smiles, people here are so friendly
2. The top-ranked event was when we hired a bus with HAGAD (police escort) leading our overtaking and counterflow. They could not believe we could pay off the police and run opposite the traffic. When we were stuck in the Manila area, entering Intramuros, causing traffic with our counterflow, instead of people being irked by our single act, they were waving at the Americans. Culturally, we adore the Americans there is no denying this fact.
3. As appetizers we served balut at Barbara's and dared people to eat. Let me tell you, this got everyone crazy. All the Canadians , Australians won't touch it, only one of my American friends did, while the guys from Mitsui gawked at Christine as she dissected the duck egg and explained its anatomy. I try to convince my friend from Vancouver to try it; in the end I said, " When I was in Canada, you served me to the best salmon restaurant in town, and I return your kindness by serving you duck egg, eh?". He couldn't agree more.


4. During the buffet dinner at Barbara's, aside from the buffet, we also had lechon (of course). Again, the Americans could not believe we would have the pig's head served up on the table. One American told me," We like to keep our food as far away from the supply chain as possible.." (fish heads are cut off, chicken is cleaned and sold as breasts, legs and such; they never ever serve anything that's staring back at them)
5. They loved the weather, especially the guys who live up the equator. They couldn't believe we have Prada or LV shops here,they really think we live in the boondocks. Tsk tsk. You'd think in this day and age, one can google anything; in fact they can googleearth my home address and see right where I live.
6. When I brought them to M Cafe, I didn't realize it but we probably looked weird, all the guys were Caucasians, "9 feet tall", as Raj would say, while we the girls were all Asians. Never mind. It was a crazy night.At one point, I told my new friend,
"White men can't dance.." He said,"
I know, I know.."
7. During the store visit, where we walked up 2 blocks from R. Salas to Marina and Hyatt, we walked through the puddles, the bad road infrastructure, amidst street children. They could not get over the fact that there are these little children, with no parents in tow, tugging at (almost at the hem) of their pants, asking Joe for money. It tugged at their hearts, too. Later, I saw my drunk friend counting his pesos and giving away P500 peso bills to the street children in Makati.
I was driving, and although I had a couple of margaritas and then some, I was able to bring home our guests safely back to the hotel. I had all the crazy guys, the Mexican, and the tall Canadians, who all deserve a SAN MIG shirt, with its Manila, Philippines mark on the front, just like the Pale Pilsen bottle. My boss took home the rest of the guys. They have their secret, but everyone knows.